I moved to leave, and Dylan actually grabbed me by my shoulders. I was so surprised that I forgot to karate-chop his elbows and break his arms..

I didn't think he was a robot...but I did wonder if his emotions had been designed out of him. Of course, with a guy, how could I tell? Ha ha!.

Life can be like walking on a high wire. Falling seems a tiny misstep away..

Assume nothing, question everything..

The hardest part about parenting is when I have to be The Dad--aka the Fun-Sucker--as opposed to being a friend..

Like a good song, life has verses, the goliards had taught me. Each verse has to be sung. It takes all of them to make a song. It is the entire chans….

Yeah,” said Iggy. “But what now? Let’s do something fun.” I guess being on the run from bloodthirsty Erasers and insane scientists wasn’t enough fun ….

How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?" Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I h….

Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like grits, but with high self-esteem..

Pain is a message, and you can choose to ignore that message..

I just wish I could walk into my Senator’s office and say, “Senator Dude, Um, we have a problem with these sicko scientists…” But then again, I don’t….

What was premeditated murder if not calculated leverage?.

I flipped down the visor so I could check myself in the mirror, and something small and heavy dropped into my lap. I froze, my breath stuck in my thr….

Love between two people can last a long time if the people love themselves some, and are ready to give love to another person..

Blood City III: The Massacre. I'd read the summary of it online, and frankly, it sounded like the directors had just decided to film my life..

A lot of things that people think are risky, I don't think are risky. I don't get all that. I think what was really risky for network television was ….

A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results..

I'm very emotional. I do feel stuff, for better or worse..

Bad stuff happens. Sometimes it makes no sense at all. Sometimes its unfair. Sometimes, it just plain sucks. Bad stuff happens sometimes. Always reme….

Who ya gonna call?" "Ghostbusters!" "That phrase is ruined forever..

I hate this guy,” Ari muttered, keeping his head down “There’s a club,” I told him. “The Haters of ter Borcht Club. Have you gotten your badge yet?.