This is my brain: O This is my brain after making out with Fang: * It's very sad..

And Max, I've put some scraps in a bowl for your dog," Mom said. "It's on the floor, by the back door." The flock and I went still. Uh-oh, I thought.….

Where was the catch? 'Cause I knew one was coming..

Fang. I had to do some thinking about him. Me. I had some thinking to do about me too..

Angel is right,"said Dr. G-H quickly. "This is my clumsy way of demonstrating." "Demonstrating what?" I was barely able to keep a snarl out of my voi….

Fear is not the answer, not ever..

Yes, Max, you are going to die. Just like everybody else. Thank you, Confucious..

It's funny how different people are. If I'd been this kid and someone was snarling "Ordering a pizza?" at me, without even thinking, I would have sna….

Part 5 The Voice- Make that my voice.

I am not a great prose stylist. I'm a storyteller. There are thousands of people who don't like what I do. Fortunately, there are millions who do..

I'm gonna barf," I whispered to Fang,wiping my sweaty hands on my jeans. You'll be fine," he whipered back. "You always are. I'm gonna die," I moaned….

Jackpot, Max! Jackpot!" It was Fang and he was giggling hysterically. For those of you just joining us, Fang doesn't giggle, esspecially hysterically..

Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds..

Sometimes a happy delusion is better than grim reality..

I learnt to love reading. And then I started scribbling stories, and I liked that even more..

Keep this in mind: there are no coincidences..

They're afraid of change, and we must change. They're afraid of the young, and we are the young. They're afraid of music, and music is our life. They….

Total?" I called. He looked up alertly, then ran over to me, small pink tongue hanging out. Total?" I said when he was close. "Can you talk?" He flop….

It gets so tiring, this strong-picking-on-the-weak stuff. It was the story of my life -literally- and it seemed to be a big part of the outside world….

I’m not comfortable in this stadium,” I explained, trying to look calm. “I know. And you hate Fang looking at those girls. But we’re still having fun….

Does anything on you work properly?" Asked ter Borcht. "Well, I do have a highly developed sense of irony." Replied Iggy..