So you have you price," I said with a mouthful of crumbs. "Your soul for a cookie." Fang made sure Dr. Martinez wasn't looking and then shot me the b….

The act of laughing releases some nice chemical into your brain, you feel good and it's free..

Do we have any chlorine? It seems to be kind of explosive when mixed with other stuff." "Like what, your socks? No, we don't have chlorine. No swimmi….

I think sometimes we give people a lot of credit just because they're writing nice sentences even if it isn't adding up to much..

I'm going to turn fifteen tomorrow," i said, warming to the idea. "It's high time. I can't remember when i turned fourteen." (said by Max) If you get….

I dropped my voice and stared into her eyes. I could tell she was trying hard not to look away. I was so furious I could have cheerfully ripped her h….

Do you know how fast you were going?" Fang looked at the speedometer..."No," he said truthfully. I tagged you at seventy miles per hour,"she said, pu….

I’ve been listening to how the Roman Empire fell and all I can say is, it didn’t fall nearly fast enough!”-Iggy.

I have a folder in my office with about 400 ideas in it. So it will take me another 40 years to get through those..

NOOOO!" On the screen, a woman's eyes bugged almost out of her head, and I tried not to scream. Tried not to scream in exasperation, I mean. The seri….

"I can talk to fish!" Angel said happily, water dripping off her long, skinny body. "Ask one over for dinner," Fang said, joining us..

Not saving you from this storm, mutant,” he said. “Saving you for your later fate, we are.” His voice was weirdly inflected and metallic, like an aut….

Fang’s hand gently smoothed my hair off my neck. My breath froze in my chest, and every sense seemed hyperalert. His hand stroked my hair again, so s….

What I'm really addicted to is getting people to understand that if their kids aren't competent readers coming out of middle school, it's really goin….

I think e-books are terrific in their own right. I love being able to get on a plane and basically carry around seven books and it weigh 10 ounces..

In my office in Florida I have, I think, 30 manuscript piles around the room. Some are screenplays or comic books or graphic novels. Some are almost ….

People always come up to me and say, 'you should do standup.' It's nice to discover things about yourself. That keeps everything lively and fun..

I believe we should spend less time worrying about the quantity of books children read and more time introducing them to quality books that will turn….

Hollywood is a peculiar beast - people in Hollywood are nuts..

Part 3 BACK TO SCHOOL (THE NORMAL KIND).

You looove me. You love me this much..