My mom had a soft heart after all! Instead of being chained by both wrists, we were only chained by one ankle! I mean, if I’d been looking for proof ….

I shot him the bird. (Get it? I shot him the—never mind.).

When its true, when it's right, love can give you the kind of joy that you can't get from any other experience..

you plan to fail if you fail to plan.

I don't believe in making war with food. Food is not the enemy. Said by Claire in The 5th Horseman.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My….

I did know that the book would end with a mind-boggling trial, but I didn't know exactly how it would turn out. I like a little suspense when I am wr….

It’s, like, a safety bomb.” -Iggy.

I vill eat nine Snikuhs bahs visout bahfing.

Max?” said the Gasman. “Are those, um, rats?” Lovely. “Yes, those do appear to be either rats or mice on steroids,” I said briskly, trying not to shr….

I have an idea. It’s risky, and Max will kill us when she finds out.” Iggy raised his head. “Sounds like my kind of idea..

They [Erasers] were bad fliers," Angel chimed in, "And in their minds, they weren't all kill the mutants, like they usually are. They were like, reme….

I'd been told that he had been created-literally created-just for me,as my "perfect other half." Let me tell you-if Dylan was my perfect other half, ….

Do you like to eat things? -I love eating. I list it as a hobby..

Dear God," said Nudge under her breath, "I want real parents. But I want them to want me too. I want them to love me. I already love them. Please see….

Awwww, lame, we're not going to disneyworld. (said by the amazing talking dog, Total).

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it..

Fang," I said, my voice breaking. "Just live, okay? Live and be okay." With no warning, I leaned down and kissed his mouth, just like that. "Ow," he ….

I couldn’t leave Total behind.” “Total?” Iggy asked. “That’s what his card said,” Angel explained. “Totally a mutant dog who will probably turn on us….

Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?" Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica..