Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.).

guess they forgot to program us with any respect for authority." "well, I have a highly developed sense of irony..

Don't ever leave me again." -Max I won't. I won't not ever." -Fang.

I read some, and then visited with people involved in this curious, exciting and somewhat misunderstood sub-culture. I met with a fang maker, who off….

Right now, America looks like a fatheaded, shortsighted, gas-guzzling arrogant blowhard to the rest of the world..

So there you have it, the extent of my charms: brown hair and eyes like unbarfed chocolate. I'm a lucky girl." -Max.

I'm pretty sure that if you looked up the word "nuts" in the dictionary, you'll find my picture. Just another fun feature of my mutant-birdkid-freak ….

I whirled around and saw no one. No psychotic mad scientists, anyway. "Jackpot, Max! Jackpot!" It was was Fang, and he was giggling hysterically. For….

Time to die. -Evil Angel.

I blame Jeb for letting you be such a smart aleck.” I stared at her. “I blame you for altering my DNA! I mean, I have wings, lady! What were you thin….

Do I open it? Do I open it? Of course I freaking open it!.

Once a bird kid, always a bird kid. - maximum ride series.

The trick to having obedient, unquestioning children was to have death be the other option.

You know, when you're right, that's all you get to be..

My style is colloquial storytelling. It's the way we tell stories to one another - it's not writerly, it's not overdone..

What kind of thoughtless creep would burn a book?.

Do you ever have dirty thoughts about spongebob?.

People always remember the worst day of their lifes. It becomes a part of them forever..

It is my time. The time of maximum ride..

Once I was seated, I couldn't help people-watching. I'll admit it, I'm an addict from way back..

The best way to get kids reading more is to give them books that they'll gobble up - and that will make them ask for another..