Discussion in America means dissent..

I write humor the way a surgeon operates, because it is a livelihood, because I have a great urge to do it, because many interesting challenges are s….

Let the meek inherit the earth -- they have it coming to them..

Love is blind, but desire just doesn't give a good goddamn.

Men are more interesting than women, but women ae more fascinating..

A wet dog is lovingest..

Humor and pathos, tears and laughter are, in the highest expression of human character and achievement, inseparable..

When all things are equal, translucence in writing is more effective than transparency, just as glow is more revealing than glare..

I drew pictures rapidly and with few lines, because I had to write most of the pieces, too, and couldn't monkey long with the drawings. The divine ur….

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost..

Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness..

If you wonder which is the stronger sex, watch which one twists the other around her little finger..

But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the matter with the soft Darkness, the Dreamless Sleep?.

It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy..

Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try to imagine a famous witty saying that is n….

A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: 'Love is what you'v….

Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch up with himself in a great rear end collision..

I'm sixty-five and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics, but if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be forty-eight..

The difference between our decadence and the Russians is that while theirs is brutal, ours is apathetic..

(Cartoon caption:) I never really rallied after the birth of my first child..

I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance. I had high hopes of being Evil when I was two, but in ….