Occupation: Cartoonist Birth: December 8, 1894 Death: November 2, 1961
I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance. I had high hopes of being Evil when I was two, but in ….
The most dangerous food is wedding cake..
Ours is a precarious language, as every writer knows, in which the merest shadow line often separates affirmation from negation, sense from nonsense,….
I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be 48. That's the trouble with us. W….
The Old Man ain’t afraid of hell.
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward..
The laughter of man is more terrible than his tears, and takes more forms -hollow, heartless, mirthless, maniacal..
Somebody has said that woman's place is in the wrong. That's fine. What the wrong needs is a woman's presence and a woman's touch. She is far better ….
In the pathways between office and home and home and the houses of settled people there are always, ready to snap at you, the little perils of routin….
Though statisticians in our time have never kept the score, Man wants a great deal here below and Woman even more..
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conc….
What would you do without me? Say 'nothing.'" "Nothing," said the Prince. "Good. Then you're helpless and I'll help you..
I have the reputation for having read all of Henry James. Which would argue a misspent youth and middle age..
Americans want to go to heaven without dying..
Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years..
I myself have known some profoundly thoughtful dogs..
A woman's place is in the wrong..
Women deserve to have more than 12 years between 28 and 40..
Hundreds of hysterical persons must confuse these phenomena with messages from the beyond and take their glory to the bishop rather than the eye doct….
Reason is 6/7 of treason..
The whole of Paris is a vast university of Art, Literature and Music... it is worth anyone's while to dally here for years. Paris is a seminar, a pos….