I was able to lean on people for favors and things to help out because their budget was so low. It was half of what John Travolta's perk package is o….

My attitude about Hollywood is that I wouldn't walk across the street to pull one of those executives out of the snow if he was bleeding to death. No….

Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer..

When I was in high school, we were all laboring under the illusion, or maybe it was a reality, that everyone in our school was a virgin..

Aficionado my ass...I just love to smoke cigars.

It is okay to fall, but not okay to stay on the ground..

The press is like a big bass, you just stick a hook in their mouth and they'll take it..

Just curious. Does the president of the United States have any advice for other teenage boys in America? Wounded warriors, for example . . ..

...if [the 9/11/01 attacks] had happened to the Russians, about three major cities in the Middle East would have been parking lots in twenty minute a….

Give Bush 10 minutes before you hammer him. I think he's going to surprise people. He sounds simple and uncomplicated, but maybe that's what we need ….

Filmmaking, like sex, isn't a polite enterprise. It involves a lot of mess and the bottom line is, if somebody ain't screaming, you're not doing your….

My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez..

The bottom line is to be in control of your own destiny..

...simple logic tells you that if somebody wants you dead you have one course of action: To get them deader sooner..

I'm absolutely gonna win it, because I'm ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people..

The whole world has gone back to something we are genetically engineered to do - communicating through symbols..

Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates..

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death....

So you can say whatever you want and quote me however you want about politics and make the next payday, and that's fine because I'm making that deal ….

I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good..

Celebrity - I don't even know what that means. Obviously it's the same basic word as celebration, but I don't know what's being celebrated..