Just curious. Does the president of the United States have any advice for other teenage boys in America? Wounded warriors, for example . . ..

Sometimes the way you respond to horrific, evil deeds is the measure of one's self as a man, as a nation, as people, as a community..

The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death....

The press is like a big bass, you just stick a hook in their mouth and they'll take it..

It is okay to fall, but not okay to stay on the ground..

Whatever it took to get elected president of the United States, I don't think being a complete and utter moron is one of those predicates..

I'm famous for being nicer to my fans than anyone on the face of the earth because I figure, a) They pay my salary, and b) It's probably like a big m….

I'm a pretty quiet guy, but if people want to think of me as a lady killer, I guess that's good..

Look, just go sit at the card table with the rest of the kids and let the adults run the country..

Celebrity - I don't even know what that means. Obviously it's the same basic word as celebration, but I don't know what's being celebrated..