Explore Quotes by Janet Evanovich

You're probably gonna find this hard to believe, but I was sort of weird when I was a kid." Salvatore "Sally" Sweet

You're going to find this hard to believe, but cops aren't required to carry emergency condoms." Joe Morelli

And then it gets so hot that they keep the supermarkets too cold. Hot, cold. Hot, cold. It gives me the runs." Mr. Landowsky

I was driving by, doing a security check... and I smelled leg of lamb." Morelli

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

The way I see it, living in New Jersey is a challenge, what with the toxic waste and the eighteen wheelers and the armed schizophrenics." Connie Rosolli

Suppose something goes wrong? Suppose you need a big full-figure woman like me to help straighten things out?" Lula

You can't put cuffs on Mr. Cluck! What will the kids think?" Stuart Bagget

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

I met a real looker. He picked me up at the two dollar slot machines, so you know he's no cheapskate." Grandma Mazur

I was watching television and I saw how you stick your fingers in a person's eyes to slow them down." Grandma Mazur

you see what I'm saying?" Mooner said. "Something else always comes along. You go to jail, you don't have to worry about anything. No rent to pay. No food bill to sweat. Free dental plan. And that's worth something, dude.You don't wnat to stick your nose up at free dental.

You must be a terrible burden to your mother. I am feeling so sorry for her not to have a proper daughter." Mrs. Apusenja - To the Nines

This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe." Ranger

You should see me work my magic in leather" Ranger

Bullets are creepy." Stephenie

There's a small possibility that I might be a murder suspect" Stephanie

Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum

He specializes in virgins! The brush of his fingertips turns virgins into slobbering mush." Mary Lou Molnar

It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence." Joe Morelli

Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now." Joe Morelli's mom