Everyone knew fear. It was the reaction that made the difference. Some people hated fear and avoided the experience. Some people endured it as a nece….

One of the men gave Butch a bunch of volts with a stun gun. The Rangeman didn’t move fast enough, and Butch grabbed the gun and threw it across the r….

Mrs. Zuppa was coming in from bingo just as I was leaving the building. "Looks like you're going to work," she said, leaning heavily on her cane. "Wh….

Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you..

You can't put cuffs on Mr. Cluck! What will the kids think?" Stuart Bagget.

Sometimes it's hard to tell what's love and what's only indigestion.

I'd do the lifting, but I just got a manicure. And I notice you don't have a manicure at all. Only thing noticeable about your hands is the missing t….

How many times have I told you not to hit people in the face. You kick them in the body where it doesn't show..

Ranger is an unusual name," she managed. "Is it a nickname?" It's a street name," Ranger said. "I was a Ranger in the army." I heard about them Range….

Bob had a dog buscuit stuck to his head. "How does he always get food stuck to him?" I asked Morelli. "I don't know," Morelli said. "It's a Bob myste….

I checked my phone messages. Three in all. The first was from Joe. “Hey, Cupcake.” That was it. That was the whole message. The second was from Range….

My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess..

Ranger appeared in the bathroom doorway and I was too relieved to be embarrassed. "I appreciate you coming out in the middle of the night," I said. R….

THERE ARE SOME MEN who enter a woman’s life and screw it up forever. Joseph Morelli did this to me—not forever, but periodically..

Ranger plays by his own set of rules, and I don't have a complete copy..

Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing..

Pete- What does a woman want out of marriage? Louisa- Undying devotion and a warm place to put her cold feet when she gets into bed at night..

The golden years are for pussies. We went straight to brass..

[Ranger] "How's your mental health?" he asked. "I heard about Soder." [Stephanie] "I'm rattled." "I have a cure." Oh, boy. He put the truck in gear a….

I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then..

He rooted for the Mets, he wore Foot of the Loom underwear, and he drove a Buick. His loyalties were carved in stone and he wasn't about to be impres….