Sweetie, nothing that flies looks safe, including birds..

This isn't just a job. This is a service profession. We uphold the law, babe." Ranger.

I've finally reached a stage in my career where I can do what I want..

Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don't go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut..

I write to entertain. When people read one of my books I want them to finish with a smile on their faces, feeling a little bit better about themselve….

He reached out, opened the glove compartment, and took out a gun. It was a Smith & Wesson .38 five-shot special. It looked a lot like my gun. "I stop….

I go to bars and restaurants, and I sit and I eavesdrop on people and I watch people in shopping centers and, you know, I read the newspapers and I t….

Stephanie,' Valerie said. 'She's going to have a baby, and she's getting married.' My father was confused. He looked around the room. No Joe. No Rang….

Personally, I'm a lazy kind of guy, and leaving the door open on the mystical saves me work. I don't have to stress my brain trying to explain the un….

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this..

Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying aroun….

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroo….

The way I see it, life is a jelly doughnut. You don't really know what it's about until you bite into it. And then, just when you decided it's good, ….

A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity..

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry..

It was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They'd just settled their brains for a long winter's nap in front of the television. When out in th….

I think I got a bruise from landing on you. I hear bacon is real good for healing a bruise..

Any intelligent woman would have made a dignified retreat, but this was New Jersey, where dignity always runs a poor second to the pleasure of gettin….

Truth is, I'm a good Catholic girl. The faith has always been elusive, but the guilt is intractable..

By about the sixth romance I knew I wasn't in exactly the right place. I liked writing action. And I wanted to write a book with a little more edge t….

I failed math twice, never fully grasping probability theory. I mean, first off, who cares if you pick a black ball or a white ball out of the bag? A….