Ranger Smiled. 'You want me to be Superman? Spend the night with me..

you see what I'm saying?" Mooner said. "Something else always comes along. You go to jail, you don't have to worry about anything. No rent to pay. No….

Diesel is back," Ranger said. Yes. How did you know?" I woke up with a migraine this morning." Ranger said..

At the other end of the room, Grandma had the lid up on Larry Lipinski. She was standing one foot on a folding chair, one foot on the edge of the cas….

I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies..

From the look on your face, I'd say you know him." I nodded. "Sold him a cannoli when I was in high school." Connie grunted. "Honey, half of all the ….

Get me a gun. If I don't go into labor soon, I'm going to shoot myself. And pass the gravy. Pass it now." Valerie - To the Nines.

It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need..

Lots of times I'm not crazy about the writing, but I keep moving ahead and somehow it gets better. The important thing is to move forward..

With the exception of dessert, food is food..

I'd kiss you, but you smell like a gym bag..

Give me the gun." Ranger said. I extracted the gun from my pants and handed it over. Ranger held the gun in the pulm of his hand and smiled. "It's wa….

Was a fast easy reading, Good to take your mind off of anything serious for a while.

If I gave you a pity position it wouldn't be in my office..

[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love" [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it….

I wasnt always a writer. When I went to college and majored in fine arts, I was a painter. Then I was a stay-at-home mom..

I want to be there when you get Cubbin. And I don’t want to be left out of the television show either. Little people are sexy now. Have you seen Game….

Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise..

That's one of the things I like about Mary Lou. She's willing to believe the worst about anyone..

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur.