I don't know why people are surprised the French don't want to help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out….

Nancy Pelosi said that when it comes to cleaning up government, the Democrats have drained the swamp. The only problem with that is what's left after….

For some reason, the Secret Service revealed this, that Sarah Palin's Secret Service code name is 'Denali.' Turns out 'Denali' is an old Eskimo name ….

There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on Osama bin Laden. Which marks the first time in history there has ever been a bounty on a guy's head who we….

How about this John Edwards thing? Imagine that, a personal injury attorney who turns out to be a sleaze ball. Who could have seen that coming?.

If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates..

We are in a code orange. Homeland Security said earlier today that everyone should have a roll of duct tape and plastic sheeting to protect your hous….

The Globe reports that North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il raises money by selling fake Viagra pills. What it is about this guy? None of his missiles s….

Kentucky Fried Chicken.. KFC... Keep Fooling Customers..

Anybody can have a life. Careers are hard to come by..

America needs ObamaCare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask..

If President Obama really wants to hurt the Syrian government, don't send cruise missiles. He should send over some of his economic advisers..

The United States military is now using the music of Metallica and other heavy metal bands to break the will of Saddam Hussein supporters to get them….

President Obama was in India yesterday visiting our jobs. Tomorrow he goes to China to visit our money..

They were going crazy in Kansas. People were up to 9 p.m. I think that was the greatest thing to happen to Kansas since the eradication of the boll w….

You know what is interesting, Condit is very conservative. He voted to post the ten commandments in schools. Yet, he himself broke the 11th commandme….

Here's some exciting news - according to The New York Post, both Al Gore and John Kerry are thinking of running for president in 2008. Gore and Kerry….

This problem with illegal immigration is nothing new. In fact, the Indians had a special name for it. They called it "white people.".

Heating bills this winter are the highest they've been in five years, but President Bush has a plan to combat rising bills. It's called global warmin….

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive..

Worried about an IRS audit? Avoid what's called a red flag. That's something the IRS always looks for. For example, say you have some money left in y….