I'm glad the government has shut down. Think about it, for the first time in years it's safe to talk on the phone and send emails without anybody lis….

Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary..

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you..

President Obama had lunch with Republican leaders at the White House today and had to do without salt, pepper and butter. Not for dietary reasons. Th….

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree...and think 25 to life would be appropriate..

A team of British lawyers has now concluded that the Declaration of Independence was illegal, and the American colonies had no right to secede from E….

A new medical study reports that men who eat ten pizzas a week are less likely to develop prostate problems at age 50. That's because they are usuall….

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish….

Barack Obama now says he is open to offshore oil drilling. So, apparently, when he promised change, he was talking about his mind..

A new study says that working fewer hours can slow global warming. So you know what that means? President Obama's economic policy is also his climate….

President Obama will be going to Disney World where he'll unveil his new plan to create jobs. And what better place for the president to talk about h….

President Bush spoke with the Amish. He didn't want to, but it was the only group he could find that wasn't upset about the high price of gas..

According to The Washington Post, the NSA has been monitoring phone calls and emails of people in Mexico. So apparently it's not enough to spy on Ame….

A dead body was discovered this week on the grounds of a country estate owned by Queen Elizabeth. The queen said today she hopes this serves as a rem….

Ron Paul is in favor of letting states legalize marijuana, prostitution, and cocaine. So even if he doesn't win, that's going to be one heck of an el….

If I could ask Ken Lay one question right now, do you know what it would be? "Does the Devil really wear Prada?".

Some sad news, President Bush's lapdog passed away. Gee, I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick?.

Did you hear that we're writing Iraq's new Constitution? Why not just give them ours? We're not using it anymore..

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!.

"This is now the twelfth day of rioting in France. They have been rioting for almost two weeks. And France has still not surrendered. That's like a r….

One of President Obama's winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if anyone knows ….