It has been explained to me that toys are packaged in shards, to be assembled by the middle-aged and butter-fingered, because this makes it easier fo….

While in some quarters it is felt that the critic is just a necessary evil, most serious-minded, decent, talented theater people agree that the criti….

If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with….

I'm not so sure it's so civilized to be civilized all the time..

I know what I wish Ralph Nader would investigate next. Marriage. It's not safe, it's not safe at all..

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on..

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it..

Movie actors are just ordinary, mixed-up people - with agents..

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit u….

There is this to be said about having money. You get rejected by a higher class of people..

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old..

I once truly believed that if I had to stand in line for twenty minutes to have a package gift-wrapped it actually gave the recipient more pleasure..

I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure..

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?.

I don't want to see the uncut version of anything..

Oh, wouldn't it be wonderful if some manufacturer would make a toy as tough, as staunch, as hard to crack open as the carton it comes in!.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left..

I will read anything rather than work..

I thought we talked things out!' 'Yes, and you listened very carefully to every word you had to say..

Don't be silly. I'm a mature, intelligent woman. Of course I'm afraid of my mother..

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living..