I'm not lazy. I'm simply judicious about excess movement..

I don't mean to get all religious here, but I'm pretty sure key lime martinis (with a graham cracker & sugar rim) are proof that Jesus loves us..

I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA..

No matter how happy anyone is with their choices, I believe it's human nature to wonder about the path not taken..

Really? If I could hate my trainer? That would be ideal. I'd prefer to despise this person with the fire of ten thousand suns. So when I walk - nay, ….

I don't care how happily married you are or how deeply enmeshed you are with your children and family and career -- every woman needs a couple of chi….

As I examine my life through this book, I can't help but wonder if my mother was right. Maybe I really was what I ate. And maybe if she'd let me eat ….

You think you're so cool just because you can walk!.

Amen,' I exclaim, accidentally spitting out a Raisinet. I pick up the chocolate with a Kleenex and stuff it in my purse. Ten bucks says a month from ….

Over the summer we chatted one night while Angie stripped a bed, changed wet sheets, comforted and repajamaed a toddler, and chased down a car of spe….

Despite my best efforts, I'm not quite perfect. Let's just say I'm like one of those Hopi blankets where they leave a tiny flaw so as to not affront ….

Fortunately, all it takes for us to be of one mind is some buttercream frosting..

Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS..

Some people are destined to be deep thinkers. I am not one of those people..

For the record? I have never been her baby. In fact, I reject the notion of coming out of her body. I prefer to believe I was hatched, or perhaps pur….

I'm the person who says every single thing she thinks, sometimes to others' amusement, and almost always to my detriment..

I’m instantly mortified by my fat, uncontrollable mouth, but that’s when it occurs to me that my humor is a self-defense mechanism. Even though I may….

Fletch then kisses me on the forehead before opening the cabinet under the coffeemaker to grab placemats and napkins. Retrieving these items is his j….

I yearn to be a woman of more depth, but I'm not so fond of the path I'd need to follow to get there..

This is terrific! What fun! Maybe tomorrow I can go to the prom with my brother. The day after, perhaps I can wear white pants and unexpectedly get m….

Seriously, our nation is never going to be on the same page on issues like gun control, welfare, the economy, the environment, etc. I doubt we'll eve….