I'm not lazy. I'm simply judicious about excess movement..

I tried, it was hard, I quit, the end. Story of my life..

You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear..

I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom..