Andy Kaufman's mom wanted a girl, his father wanted a boy, and they were both satisfied!.

Dustin Runnels came up to me and asked me if I made my peace with God today. I don't know if I ever had a fight with him..

What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!.

The only reason Jake 'The Snake' Roberts doesn't drink and drive anymore is because he is afraid he might hit a bump and spill his drink..