Explore Quotes by Johnny Vegas

I've spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It's just not my home.

I used to attract a lot of feeders. I'd be quite happy to be locked in someone's flat and fed liquidised burgers.

I had a massive amount of self-belief when I did stand-up.

I use very few muscles at the best of times.

I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.

I hate flying, airports and the whole rigmarole - queuing up, security and lost luggage.

I still give myself the right to be highly critical of others, though.

I believe that Britain is becoming more class-conscious, and I quake at the very idea of Old Etonians ruling the world again.

I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.

I avoid any kind of organised trips as that's one of my bugbears.

Health-wise, I couldn't have said what my life expectancy would've been if I'd just carried on doing solid blocks of stand-up.

Class still matters in Britain today.

Comedy's so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn't get it, doesn't find it funny, then fine.

For the greater good, I thought I should be a spiritual leader for people for some reason.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

Had I become a priest, the sermons would've been electric!

I trained to be a priest - started to. I went to seminary school when I was 11. I wanted to be a priest, but when they told me I could never have sex, not even on my birthday, I changed my mind.

We all have days where we can't pronounce things or give it the emotion it deserves.

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.

I actually enjoy being heckled; it keeps it interesting, and I think it is a nice feeling for people once they have left the show.

I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.