Occupation: Satirist Birth: November 28, 1962
Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly weari….
Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America..
Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake..
I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed the….
You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want..
In whose delusional mind is democracy made 'better' by allowing wealthy people to control more of it?.
Evil is relatively rare. Ignorance is epidemic..
Isn't it amazing what scientists can accomplish when no one makes them stop?.
I have complete faith in the continued absurdity of whatever’s going on..
Megachurches. I can't be the only one frightened when our houses of worship sound like they could take on Godzilla..
I don't approve of political jokes; I have seen too many of them get elected..
It is hard to get mad at Donald Trump for saying stupid things, in the same way you don't get mad at a monkey when he throws poop at you at the zoo..….
They have to put Trump on every program, spewing his crazy ideas, because his poll numbers are so high. And his poll numbers are so high because they….
Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion..
Must be nice to be a Republican senator sometimes, because you get the fun of breaking sh*t and the joy of complaining the sh*t you just broke doesn'….
You can truly grieve for every officer who's been lost in the line of duty in this country, and still be troubled by cases of police overreach..
When did fact checking and journalism go their separate ways?.
They always throw around this term 'the liberal elite.' And I kept thinking to myself about the Christian right. What's more elite than believing tha….
I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.
The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something..
We could overcome the baser aspects of our nature... and give this planet the kind of caretakers it deserves..