I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.
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I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
Interpretation
This quote humorously critiques the traditional Thanksgiving narrative of gratitude by highlighting its darker historical context.
Jon Stewart's quote uses dark humor to shed light on the hypocrisy often present in the celebration of Thanksgiving. While many gather to express gratitude and enjoy a feast, the quote reminds us of the historical injustices faced by Native Americans, particularly the land dispossession that accompanied these feasts, thus challenging the romanticized view of the holiday.
In practice
In a comedy special discussing Thanksgiving traditions.
I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.
President Bush announced his new economic plan. The centerpiece was a proposed repeal of the dividend tax on stocks, a boon that could be worth millions of dollars to average Americans. Well, average stock-owning Americans. Technically, Americans who own a significant amount of shares in dividend-dealing companies. Well, rich people, that's what I'm trying to say. They're going to do really well with this.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I figured this out. I know what's wrong with what we've done in Iraq. We've been following time as it goes forward. What a classic mistake. Linear time is so pre-9-11.
You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things.
If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.
Thomas Jefferson once said: 'Of course the people don't want war. But the people can be brought to the bidding of their leader. All you have to do is tell them they're being attacked and denounce the pacifists for somehow a lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.' I think that was Jefferson. Oh wait. That was Hermann Goering. Shoot." [Hosting the Peabody Awards for broadcasting excellence at the New York Waldorf-Astoria, June 6, 2006]
Whiskey is carried into committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues.
So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
After eating, an epicure gives a thin smile of satisfaction; a gastronome, burping into his napkin, praises the food in a magazine; a gourmet, repressing his burp, criticizes the food in the same magazine; a gourmand belches happily and tells everybody where he ate; a glutton empraces the white porcelain alter, or more plainly, he barfs.
I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them.
Nobody likes to see a stupid guy wise up.
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