I still do not understand how a corporation can have person-hood if it has no soul and never dies.
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! I figured this out. I know what's wrong with what we've done in Iraq. We've been following time as it goes forward. What a classic mistake. Linear time is so pre-9-11.
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The quote critiques traditional linear thinking and suggests a need for a more profound understanding of time and perspective in decision-making.
Jon Stewart's quote reflects a critical perspective on how decisions regarding Iraq were made based on a conventional view of time, suggesting that a more nuanced understanding of time, especially in the context of events like 9/11, is necessary for deeper insights and better decision-making. He implies that traditional approaches can be inadequate in addressing the complexities of modern issues and calls for innovative thinking that transcends temporal limitations.
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In a political discussion about foreign policy, one might reference this quote to emphasize the importance of understanding the historical context in decision-making.
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