Explore Quotes by Joy Behar

I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a state of confusion. It stresses me out, but I prefer creative chaos.

I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.

It seemed like the right time. You reach a point when you say to yourself, ‘Do I want to keep doing this?’ There are other things on my plate I want to do — I’ve been writing a play, I’ve been neglecting my standup.

Those flowers were picked by illegal immigrants. And they're not voting for you, b*tch.

Is there such a thing as a man-made stroke? In other words, did someone do this to (Democratic Senator Tim Johnson)? ...I know what this [Republican] party is capable of.

It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.

I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?

Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?

I want a man in my life, not in my house.