You never feel that you have fame. It's always in back of you..

If you have fame, you never feel that you have fame, if you have the brains of a flea. Because fame is something that's over back of you. It ain't ah….

The lack of work destroys people..

It's either some kind of electricity or some kind of energy. I don't know what it is, but whatever it is, I've got it..

I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret... if you have any sense, and if you don't regret them, maybe y….

Afraid of death? Not at all. Be a great relief. Then I wouldn't have to talk to you..

I could peel you like a pear and god himself would see the justice in it..

It's a rather rude gesture, but at least it's clear what you mean..

Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain age, I did that. But I'm past that age..

I'm what is known as gradually disintegrating. I don't fear the next world, or anything. I don't fear hell, and I don't look forward to heaven..

It's a bore - B-O-R-E - when you find you've begun to rot..

You can't just be talented: You have to be terribly smart and energetic and ruthless. You also have to become necessary to people, by working hard an….

I love rain. It's lucky, I always think..

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about..

What in the world would we do without our libraries?.

I like to move fast, and wearing high heels was tough, and low heels with a skirt is unattractive. So pants took over..

The woman's position in the world today is so much harder than a man's that it makes me choke every time I hear a man complain about anything..

"Isn't it fun getting older?" is really a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat tire..

Our Constitution was not intended to be used by ... any group to foist its personal religious beliefs on the rest of us..

I don't believe in marriage. It's bloody impractical. 'To love, honor, and obey.' If it weren't, you wouldn't have to sign a contract..

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate..