If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well better find some way that is going to be interesting..

Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!.

I realised long ago that skirts are hopeless. Anytime I hear a man say he prefers a woman in a skirt, I say, 'Try one. Try a skirt.'.

If you want to change attitudes, start with a change in behavior..

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky..

Once a crowd chased me for an autograph. "Beat it", I said, "go sit on a tack!" "We made you", they said. "Like hell you did", I told them..

If you're given a choice between money and sex appeal, take the money. As you get older, the money will become your sex appeal..

A boy sows a wild oat or two, the world winks. A girl does the same -- scandal..

Life is very hard, isn't it? It does kill you, after all..

The terrible thing about acting in the theater is that you have to do it at night..

It's life isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels..

Being an actor is such a humiliating experience because you are selling yourself to the public, your face, your personality, and that is humiliating.….

Acting is the perfect idiot's profession..

Enemies are so stimulating..

You can say or write anything about me you like. Just don't, for any reason, ever tell the truth..

Listen to the song of life..

My father, a surgeon and urologist, studied sex professionally all his life. Before he died at 82, he told me he hadn't come to any conclusions about….

Kindness is one of the greatest gifts you can bestow upon another. If someone is in need, lend them a helping hand. Do not wait for a thank you. True….

With all the opportunities I had, I could have done more. And if I'd done more, I could have been quite remarkable..

In some ways I've lived my life like a man, made my own decisions, etc. I've been as terrified as the next person, but you've got to keep going..

I welcome death. In death there are no interviews!.