I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigol….

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels..

In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex..

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract..

Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban..

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen..

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder..

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of..

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.B….

Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!.

Every woman wants to be wanted - just not by the entire Metropolitan police force..

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels..

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop..

dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are..

The truth is, my experience in matters sexual is limited..

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love..

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'.

If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras..

Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the o….

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman..

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house..