Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist..

dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are..

If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras..

Home is where the heartache is..

Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder..

Teenagers are obviously God's punishment for having sex in the first place..

What creates a writer is huge, psychological dysfunction..

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house..

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract..

Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of..

Believe me, having a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban..

Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves.

I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home..

Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.B….

I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigol….

Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the o….

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'.

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop..

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen..

Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels..