Occupation: Author Birth: November 11, 1958
Home is where the heartache is..
My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love..
If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch..
Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains..
dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are..
If God hadn't meant us to hunt men, he wouldn't have given us Wonder Bras..
In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex..
Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist..
All men are into bondage, 'specially if they're real assholes at work all day..
It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a ….
living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts.
Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!.
The name Kylie can be used for Scrabble, as it is an aboriginal word for boomerang. Which is why Ms Minogue is so good at comebacks..