I'm not a good storm-outer... because I forget stuff..

When I got into the business of entertainment, I did it for a reason. I didn't do it to not be successful. I did it to be successful. And to hopefull….

I don't want enemies. I want friends, and I want them in all shapes, sizes, and colors, and loving whoever they want to..

I love women with attitude..

Expect me to continue what I've been doing, which is trying to take over the world..

I've been known to preach..

I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere..

When you're supposed to be close and friends in the film, the moment you're talking as friends off the set, it makes it that much better when you're ….

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation..

I'm a businessman as well as an entertainer. The reason why is because I want to own whatever I'm doing. I don't want to work for other people foreve….

I stayed true to my dreams and, eventually, they came true..

You don't want to pigeonhole yourself..

The beauty of me is I'm always going to ask. I'll never not ask..

I go onstage and I talk, and I remember what I'm saying, and I track it..

I never do anything that I don't want to do..

Divine love, agape, is self-sacrificing love, which sounds difficult, as it is, and not very attractive. If the best image we have of love is of a ma….

Because of what I do, it has to be an open book, but right now this is a book that is being written..

Having other comedians complimenting my work is the biggest accolade that I can get..

In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, 'Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you. I didn't understand what marriage was. I cheate….

My daughter has impressions that she does of me..

I just don't believe people can tame animals..