You can do the same thing with $20 million that you would do with $50 million. So at a certain point in your life and in your career, you realise tha….

If you're my bestfriend I shouldn't have to ask you to lie for me..

I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes..

I know how I get hard. Running on a treadmill behind women in a gym normally does it for me..

Really, I don't like roller coasters..

I got a dog with a Napoleon complex. I have a Napoleon complex. We're small. Anything big that we feel is threatening us, we want to fight. We're not….

Because of what I do, it has to be an open book, but right now this is a book that is being written..

When you're in love, love makes you do crazy things, and can take you down a whirlwind of a road..

My goal is to make everyone and anyone a fan..

The beauty of me is I'm always going to ask. I'll never not ask..

The sound of the headboard, that's motivation..

In my divorce, I stood up and said to my ex-wife, 'Hey, I messed up. This had nothing to do with you. I didn't understand what marriage was. I cheate….

You get one life. I'm going to embrace mine..

Divine love, agape, is self-sacrificing love, which sounds difficult, as it is, and not very attractive. If the best image we have of love is of a ma….

What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?.

So unless we form some kind of adequate relationship to death, we're never going to live properly, and if we think of it purely as a medical thing, w….

Genuinely love doing standup and I'm a comedian first, so for me what makes my standup special is the fact that I don't have to adapt or adjust. I am….

I am capable of holding the quote-unquote 'title' of leading man. Leading man just means people want to see you and assume that you can hold a film, ….

I'm not the most attractive fella. I'm not a Billy Dee Williams. Personality is everything..

I never do anything that I don't want to do..

I have good laugh every day. I enjoy life. I'm surrounded by love and positivity..