I go onstage and I talk, and I remember what I'm saying, and I track it..

I love being on stage, I love being able to tell a story, I love the fact that the audience listens and laughs at it. It makes me happy, and it's wha….

I just want to be a great example to younger kids..

Stand-up can take you in so many different places, man. So many doors can be opened up from stand-up comedy, and the first one that was opened up for….

People want to act like they know celebrities. They want to see pictures. They want to know where you're going. They want to hear you talk about your….

I just don't believe people can tame animals..

My daughter has impressions that she does of me..

Before I look stupid and not know what a word means or how to pronounce it, I'll stop the whole production, "Hey, real quick, guys. Define this word ….

The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work..

The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it's all downhill from that point..

You do projects with the hope they will be big and hope they will go beyond what you imagine..

You don't want to pigeonhole yourself..

I stayed true to my dreams and, eventually, they came true..

If you want to appeal to everyone, you can't do a world tour and expect black people to show up at every date - when you're in Australia, when you're….

I've pushed several women in front of violent situations. My rule is save myself first..

I'm a businessman as well as an entertainer. The reason why is because I want to own whatever I'm doing. I don't want to work for other people foreve….

You see some of the weirdest people in Detroit casinos..

Having other comedians complimenting my work is the biggest accolade that I can get..

I never thought in a million years that I'd ever sell out back-to-back shows at The Garden. That's not to say, I never expected my career to take off….

I feel like I have a job to do, like I constantly have to reinvent myself. The more I up the ante for myself, the better it is in the long run. I try….

I ain't never called nobody no redskin. I've never been mad, like, 'Get out of this restaurant, you redskin.'.