For me, the times I always regret are missed opportunities to say farewell to good people, to wish them long life and say to them in all sincerity, "….

That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous..

Malina looked incredulous. "Are you anything more than a Druid?" "Of course I am. I own this shop and I play a mean game of chess, and I've been told….

As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time. You can be t….

I had my own dump truck of bad karma waiting for me somewhere ahwad. I had certainly earned it, but I raced to avoid it if I could; there was no way ….

Am I not a fearsome enemy?" "You frighten me primally..

I didn't respond, because naked people never win arguments..

Peace be with you," I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my breath, "and asskicking be with me..

Oh, I know. They’re dwarfs pretending to be elves. No, they’re not dwarfs either. Okay, okay, they’re “little people,” I’m sorry! Can’t believe I hav….

No worries, Atticus. I will snarf surreptitiously. And I should get bacon, because my adverb was two syllables longer than yours, plus a bonus for al….

I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Bacchants for me as 'those drunk chicks who killed that one dude because….

She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud her defiance of convention..

I've often been flabbergasted by modern pharmaceutical ads on television. The list of side effects for some maladies often sound worse than the condi….

Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon.