Occupation: Novelist Birth: December 9, 1970
They'll have to bring in Mulder an' Scully, because there ain't no CSI on the planet that'll ever be able to explain this..
Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She didn't want to….
The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not." ~Oberon.
Icy glares from vampires are far icier than icy glares from people and when the vampire giving you an icy glare is originally from Iceland, you're co….
Flidais clapped her hands in delight. "Oh, I bet he nearly shat kine!" That made me laugh - I hadn't heard that expression in a long, long time. I re….
If I waved that in front of a museum curator, he'd promptly lose control of his salivary glands..
She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan Fillion..
You are telling me that your lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?.
Turns out that once you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special "godslayer" term life policies. Charlatan'….
Oh. Oberon looked at me. I know that has to make you sad. But call to me instead, Atticus. I'll always answer. Your fly has been open all this time, ….
Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids..
She switched from ecstasy to embarrassment at about Mach five..
That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.” "I’ve run into some of those at the dog park," Oberon said. "They….
Ye know what me Sean used to say, God rest his soul? He said, 'A friend will help ye move, Katie, but a really good friend will help ye move a body..