Tell her I am Peace Dawg but I think her cats are closely allied with The Man. I'm going to stick it to them..

You will respect my authori-tah!' Oberon said, in a passable imitation of Eric Cartman. I reminded him that I needed to concentrate. Sometimes dogs f….

Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy..

There is always a price to pay for badassery. Neo was a badass in the Matrix and the Matrix Reloaded, but the price he had to pay was The Matrix Revo….

Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around..

Wow you need to get some sun.” “Shut up. I'm Irish..

I had privately changed 'This, too, shall pass' into 'You, too, shall die'..

I tend to vacillate between belief systems. Right now I'm kind of checking out the whole buffet, you know, and maybe in a little while I'll decide on….

She's kind of like a Mary Poppins just before she turns to the dark side of the Force," Oberon said. He was still behind the counter, but he had a go….

Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones..

... we banked around until we found a rainbow in the dark. It was on this occasion that I discovered that Granuaile had never heard of Ronnie James D….

They'll have to bring in Mulder an' Scully, because there ain't no CSI on the planet that'll ever be able to explain this..

Turns out that once you kill a god, people want to talk to you. Paranormal insurance salesmen with special "godslayer" term life policies. Charlatan'….

Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids..

You are telling me that your lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?.

Thank you, Morrigan. This is very helpful," I said, already feeling myself warming up. "And delivered to me entirely without pain." The Morrigan suck….

Now go and stake some vamps. Especially the sparkly emo ones..

She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan Fillion..

Monty Python is like catnip for nerds. Once you get them started quoting it, they are constitutionally incapable of feeling depressed..

They never predict anything fun," Granuaile answered. "Just once I'd like to hear a prophet tell someone, 'Thou shalt win a bitchin' Camaro on a game….

Anyone who's ever tried to tangle with a teddy bear cholla knows there's a whole lot more bear than teddy to it..