How would you take care of it?” I asked. He shrugged. “I know some ghouls. I make a couple calls, the guys come over for dinner, problem solved.” “Th….

Depression is a prison to which you have the key except you never think to look for it..

Hey Atticus, do me a quick favour before we go? its easy. Sure. What is it? Hold Granuailes staff for just a minute. You know, rest it on the ground ….

No worries, Atticus. I will snarf surreptitiously. And I should get bacon, because my adverb was two syllables longer than yours, plus a bonus for al….

Here is how you know someone has had a good idea: Other people freely admit to their friends that said idea has changed their lives. Most people toda….

I didn't respond, because naked people never win arguments..

Oh noes, kitteh haz major angriez!” I said. I turned around to share a laugh with my companions and found them glaring at me. “What?” I asked. Leif s….

Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She didn't want to….

There are many perks to living for twenty-one centuries, and foremost among them is bearing witness to the rare birth of genius. It invariably goes l….

its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer..

-“Say no more,” Leif interrupted. “I understand. I will simply have to kill them all myself.” -"There he goes again. I’m telling you, Danny Elfman wo….

Brighid’s eyes flashed with a blue flame, and I wondered if she had learned to do that just so she could compete with the Morrigan’s red flashes. May….

I've often been flabbergasted by modern pharmaceutical ads on television. The list of side effects for some maladies often sound worse than the condi….

They'll have to bring in Mulder an' Scully, because there ain't no CSI on the planet that'll ever be able to explain this..

... we banked around until we found a rainbow in the dark. It was on this occasion that I discovered that Granuaile had never heard of Ronnie James D….

Thank you, Morrigan. This is very helpful," I said, already feeling myself warming up. "And delivered to me entirely without pain." The Morrigan suck….

I had privately changed 'This, too, shall pass' into 'You, too, shall die'..

Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around..

Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids..

Anyone who's ever tried to tangle with a teddy bear cholla knows there's a whole lot more bear than teddy to it..

She switched from ecstasy to embarrassment at about Mach five..