Occupation: Novelist Birth: December 9, 1970
its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer..
For me, the times I always regret are missed opportunities to say farewell to good people, to wish them long life and say to them in all sincerity, "….
Am I not a fearsome enemy?" "You frighten me primally..
You don't need to say any special incantation or sacrifice a stray cat or something first?.
I didn't respond, because naked people never win arguments..
I'm not a proper anything. Majoring in philosophy kind of turns positive assertions into maybes..
Oh noes, kitteh haz major angriez!” I said. I turned around to share a laugh with my companions and found them glaring at me. “What?” I asked. Leif s….
Hey Atticus, do me a quick favour before we go? its easy. Sure. What is it? Hold Granuailes staff for just a minute. You know, rest it on the ground ….
I can't spend too much time in the forests because I invariably leave traces-ridiculously happy trees, basically, since I'm the last Druid in the wor….
Wisdom eludes me yet, but foolishness I captured long ago and to this day it is my constant companion, though many people consider me wise..
Druid log July 15: Dark elves are not only quick and efficient killers, but creative and pyrotechnically inclined ones..
No worries, Atticus. I will snarf surreptitiously. And I should get bacon, because my adverb was two syllables longer than yours, plus a bonus for al….
Yes and I appreciate it. But this is going to be difficult enough without running my words through a filter of illiteracy..
He will spit you and roast you with rosemary, and we will all sample your flesh tonight. Tomorrow you will be shat out into the snow. Your diplomacy ….
Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon.
What do you know? She liked to be told she was scary. Kinky..
As any war veteran will tell you, there is a vast difference between preparing for battle and actually facing battle for the first time. You can be t….
Oh, I know. They’re dwarfs pretending to be elves. No, they’re not dwarfs either. Okay, okay, they’re “little people,” I’m sorry! Can’t believe I hav….
There is always a price to pay for badassery. Neo was a badass in the Matrix and the Matrix Reloaded, but the price he had to pay was The Matrix Revo….
How would you take care of it?” I asked. He shrugged. “I know some ghouls. I make a couple calls, the guys come over for dinner, problem solved.” “Th….
Depression is a prison to which you have the key except you never think to look for it..