Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids..

Anyone who's ever tried to tangle with a teddy bear cholla knows there's a whole lot more bear than teddy to it..

She switched from ecstasy to embarrassment at about Mach five..

Icy glares from vampires are far icier than icy glares from people and when the vampire giving you an icy glare is originally from Iceland, you're co….

Before he (Francis Bacon) came along, people conducted all their arguments through a series of logical fallacies or simply shouting louder than the o….

The widow’s eyebrows raised. “Ye’ve got all these nasty pooches to run around with and ye still might die?” “I’m going to go fight with a god, some d….

That’s what a skinwalker is: a mean asshole with a meaner spirit squatting inside.” "I’ve run into some of those at the dog park," Oberon said. "They….

That is a noble idea, though I think it far to generous," Jupiter said. "Once a decade should be sufficient." "I would rather be too generous than no….

The royal hound's belly demands rubbing. Step lively, humans, neglect me not." ~Oberon.

Winning ugly is still winning..

Oh. Oberon looked at me. I know that has to make you sad. But call to me instead, Atticus. I'll always answer. Your fly has been open all this time, ….

Poison?" she (Granuaile)said,"I hope it isn't iocane powder..

The tendency of modern American women to exclaim 'Hiiiiiiiiiiii!' in soprano octaves and hug each other upon sight can be disconcerting to those unfa….

I suspect that many of us, if given the chance to make one person in our lives love us more, would have no trouble in choosing where to point a finge….

People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discover….

When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts..

There are some sights that, once seen, can never be unseen. They replay themselves on a loop in your mind’s home-theatre system with Dolby surround s….

Wooo!’ he said, slamming his shot glass down and coughing a bit. ‘That’s good stuff.’ I agreed heartily. ‘Shall we do another one?’ I asked. ‘Oh no,’….

Awesome! I'd just bullied Jesus into doing a shot with me. Nobody would ever believe it, but I didn't care. We ordered the insanely expensive stuff, ….

The point is, Mrs. MacDonagh, that the universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and som….

I'm not a proper anything. Majoring in philosophy kind of turns positive assertions into maybes..