Occupation: Novelist Birth: December 9, 1970
How would you take care of it?” I asked. He shrugged. “I know some ghouls. I make a couple calls, the guys come over for dinner, problem solved.” “Th….
Am I not a fearsome enemy?" "You frighten me primally..
Brighid’s eyes flashed with a blue flame, and I wondered if she had learned to do that just so she could compete with the Morrigan’s red flashes. May….
... we banked around until we found a rainbow in the dark. It was on this occasion that I discovered that Granuaile had never heard of Ronnie James D….
its difficult to dislike a man who takes pleasure in giving away free beer..
I didn't respond, because naked people never win arguments..
Peace be with you," I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my breath, "and asskicking be with me..
Oh, I know. They’re dwarfs pretending to be elves. No, they’re not dwarfs either. Okay, okay, they’re “little people,” I’m sorry! Can’t believe I hav….
No worries, Atticus. I will snarf surreptitiously. And I should get bacon, because my adverb was two syllables longer than yours, plus a bonus for al….
I had an ASU student looking for it in my shop last week, and he defined the Bacchants for me as 'those drunk chicks who killed that one dude because….
She thinks petting me is an honor. This is an unexpected position to take for a goddess of slaughter, but I applaud her defiance of convention..
Here is how you know someone has had a good idea: Other people freely admit to their friends that said idea has changed their lives. Most people toda….
I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.' 'Mr. Chamkanni said much the same thing in bed the first night home from the hosp….
I'm not a proper anything. Majoring in philosophy kind of turns positive assertions into maybes..
I can't spend too much time in the forests because I invariably leave traces-ridiculously happy trees, basically, since I'm the last Druid in the wor….
Mr. Tall, Blonde and Lightning.
That is a noble idea, though I think it far to generous," Jupiter said. "Once a decade should be sufficient." "I would rather be too generous than no….
Well o' course she's feelin' dandy! She's the mother o' God for the love o' Pete!.
I've often been flabbergasted by modern pharmaceutical ads on television. The list of side effects for some maladies often sound worse than the condi….
The tendency of modern American women to exclaim 'Hiiiiiiiiiiii!' in soprano octaves and hug each other upon sight can be disconcerting to those unfa….
My mouth gaped and I think I might have whimpered. The Norns had obliterated him completely—a creature they’d known for centuries—because of me. It w….