When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it..

Wandering around back stage at a willie Nelson concert is a bit like being the parrot on the shoulder of the guy who's running the Ferris wheel. It's….

I believe that Willy Nelson is the hillbilly Dalai Lama..

No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror..

There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics..

I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance..

I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people..

That's the government. Having been a politician and a musician, I can tell you which one is a higher calling. If musicians ran the country, it would ….

We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters..

I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens..

If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him..

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow..

Like most of us, I determined that I'd rather be a large part of the problem than a small part of the solution..

I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans..

Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other..

If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of th….

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive..

Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy..

When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number..

I want to see a Jew in the White house..

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?.