Explore Quotes by Kinky Friedman

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...