The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'.

He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York..

If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!.

Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way..

You don't accomplish much by swimming with the mainstream. Hell, a dead fish can do that..

The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one..

The art of writing fiction is to sail as dangerously close to the truth as possible without sinking the ship.

Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive..

If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him..

If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins..

When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it..

And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should v….

On the whole I prefer cats to women because cats seldom if ever use the word 'relationship'..

This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerfu….

The child-teacher relationship is crucial..

We've had to be creative to get on the ballot..

There is a difference between who is important and who is significant..

I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere..

I'll sign anything except bad legislation..

I'm not pro-life, and I'm not pro-choice. I'm pro-football..

May the God of your choice bless you..