He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York..

If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you..

The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system..

Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun was or how to have it, so….

May the God of your choice bless you..

I'm not afraid to live. I'm not afraid to fail. I'm not afraid to succeed. I'm not afraid to fall in love. I'm not afraid to be alone. I'm just afrai….

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites..

In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a lit….

I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school..

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore..

They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down..

Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot..

People are drooling for the truth. They want honesty from politicians, and they're not getting it..

I'll sign anything except bad legislation..

I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister..

The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves..

If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins..

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder..

You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that..

My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent..

The distance between the limousine and the gutter is a short one..