I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women..

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me..

I think growing up on a farm in a certain amount of isolation, with not a lot of friends nearby, makes you entertain yourself and kind of grows your ….

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently?.

Still blows my mind that toilet paper isn't free..

All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground..

I'm so happy to be around people. I just really like people, and being a freelancer can be lonely during the day, when you're at home trying to write….

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up..

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go..

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. ….

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it..

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe..

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like..

As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex..

If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes..

The first time I was on TV, on "Flight of the Conchords," someone put up a YouTube clip and said, 'You're too ugly to be on TV.' And I was like, 'Tha….

Some women were talking about how I put out. And that's just not that case. I don't put out - unless I'm asked very, very politely, and that's not pu….

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies..

Guys. If your pants are below your ass you have no right to accuse any lady of dressing slutty..

I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made ….

I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else..