I was once asked if I had any ideas for a really scary reality TV show. I have one reality show that would really make your hair stand on end: "C-Stu….

If people insist on living as if there's no tomorrow, there really won't be one..

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country..

We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different..

Everything is nothing, with a twist..

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary..

Only nut cases want to be president. This was true even in high school. Only clearly disturbed people ran for class president..

Practice any art, music, singing, dancing, acting, drawing, painting, sculpting, poetry, fiction, essays, reportage, no matter how well or badly, not….

The world is full of people who are very clever at seeming much smarter than they really are..

Nobody will stop you from creating. Do it tonight. Do it tomorrow. That is the way to make your soul grow..

Music is, to me, proof of the existence of God. It is so extraordinarily full of magic, and in tough times of my life I can listen to music and it ma….

Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside..

If you can't write clearly, you probably don't think nearly as well as you think you do..

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president..

A book is an arrangement of twenty-six phonetic symbols, ten numerals, and about eight punctuation marks, and people can cast their eyes over these a….

You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society..

It's a terrible waste to be happy and not notice it..

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand..

A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved..

It's the emptiest and yet the fullest of all human messages: 'Good-bye..

How complicated and unpredictable the machinery of life really is..