That's one thing Earthlings might learn to do, if they tried hard enough: Ignore the awful times and concentrate on the good ones..

That's what my books are, now that I'm a grownup - mosaics of jokes..

And what do the birds say? All there is to say about a massacre, things like "Poo-tee-weet?.

People aren’t supposed to look back. I’m certainly not going to do it anymore..

It is just an illusion here on Earth that one moment follows another one, like beads on a string, and that once a moment is gone, it is gone forever..

I don't reveal to her that I love her. I keep poker faced. She might as well be looking at a cantaloupe, there is so little information in my face, b….

It's incumbent on the President to entertain. Clinton did a better job of it - and was forgiven for the scandals, incidentally. Bush is entertaining ….

I chose cultural anthropology, since it offered the greatest opportunity to write high-minded balderdash..

Among the things Billy Pilgrim could not change were the past, the present, and the future..

The trouble with being a secular humanist is that we don't have a congregation. We don't meet so it's a very flimsy tribe, but there's a wonderful qu….

...when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive in the past, present, and future, always have existed, always will exist..

My ancestors were all Freethinkers, formerly Catholics. It was science and Darwin, in particular, that made them decide, as educated people, which th….

It is so short and jumbled and jangled, Sam, because there is nothing intelligent to say about a massacre. Everybody is supposed to be dead, to never….

Ignore the awful times, and concentrate on the good ones..

Take it moment by moment, and you will find that we are all, as I’ve said before, bugs in amber..

There is no beginning, no middle, no end, no suspense, no moral, no causes, no effects. What we love in our books are the depths of many marvelous mo….

Each one of us has to be what he or she is..

The gun made a ripping sound like the opening of a zipper on the fly of God Almighty..

Nice, nice, very nice..

Where you can see tribal behavior now is in this business about teaching evolution in a science class and intelligent design. It's the scientists the….

Einstein's E=mc2 is an extraordinary concept. So radical: matter and energy are two phases of the same sort of general stuff. There's only one other ….