I'm happy, certainly, given the times we're living in, to be doing OK, and to not be worrying about money, and to be producing something I enjoy..

It's not all about love. That's half of it... The other half is about that moment you have with yourself when you're looking in the mirror, and you j….

I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens..

Jokes do finish themselves. I really do see them as ongoing conversations about personal themes that I ruminate on..

I didn't really want to kill myself, it just made me feel better to know I could if I wanted to..

Is there any indication we shouldn't be depressed - are you living on the same planet that I am? Do you ever think that depression might be the reaso….

That's an animal fable about humility. If you survive your mistake, you must learn from it. Accept that you're fragile, vulnerable, and sometimes stu….

I'm sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my part in that battle and I don't regret any of it..

Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you a big neurotic ball of comedy genius..

Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows if you have a perfo….

You know when you make popcorn there are always those fluffy white kernels that are fun and good to eat but there are also always those burnt, black ….

I'm just saying, 'Hey, throw me a bone. How about a smile, cute t-shirt? Look at me.' Nothing - unless it's a turn to their friends to go, 'Hey, why ….

On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement..

I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people..

In show business, it takes 10 years to create an overnight success. You've heard that, right? But what you don't hear is that that's the exact same a….

Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any clown will do..

The truth is, I can’t read anything with any distance. Every book is a self-help book to me. Just having them makes me feel better..

I used to do a lot of drugs. I didn't stop because I didn't enjoy them; I stopped because I couldn't handle the commitment..

I'm not a racist. It's really case by case; it's not ethnicity specific. It's just the way I react to things that are different. I think that's norma….

There was a period when I was getting a lot of banana bread, because I mentioned someone cooked me banana bread, and then everyone cooked me baked st….

I'm not fundamentally a writer. I know writers, and I have a tremendous amount of respect for them. It bothers me that no matter how well I do it, it….