I love polite people, late September, weeping mortar, and my fantastic fands (fans/friends).

I once gave a girl a bloody fake ear in a Tiffany jewelry box with a letter that said, “will you Gogh to prom with me?.

I live in my own bubble. I'm in Gublerland..

I'm usually pretty lame when it comes to physical activity, but I'm like a Jedi on the badminton court. It's as if my body was built specifically for….

I've always been a horror fan! Ever since I can vastly remember, and I think it's because I was so terrified of monsters and ghosts as a kid that I h….

I've seen so many beautiful curvy women gain success in hollywood and then wither into bobble headed stick figures in some grotesque attempt to fit a….

Take criticism, smash it into dust. Add color and use it to paint breathtaking images of unicorns frolicking through endless fields of greatness..

If you're lucky enough to find a weird - never let them go..

I was horrified of the dark. I realized that the only way I could get over that fear was by scaring other people, so I became obsessed with ghost sto….

I guess I'm just in the flow and riding the wave..

I looked like a 'Super Mario Bros.' Goomba. It's arguably the ugliest haircut on the planet..

I get very little sleep. But I try to stay constantly busy. My fear is that if I stop working I'll, like, die. So throughout my life I've always trie….

My heroes have always been the hardworking and unflappable. Those who light a candle rather than curse the darkness..

I just love entertaining. I will do anything - stand-up comedy, video games, fencing, internet shorts - I just want to keep being lucky enough to ent….

My favorite time of year is October, Halloween is my favorite holiday, and I know that watching horror movies was such a special thing to me as a chi….

I was wearing women's jeans way before it was cool for guys to wear them. I have a weird torso - it's incredibly short, and only girl-pants fit me pr….

At my sexiest, I look like an androgenous Muppet..

I really cite Walt Disney as teaching me everything I know. It sounds crazy, but I'm serious! In 'Bambi,' the mother dies, but you don't see the corp….

I'm beyond proud and happy - I never imagined I would have one fan, and there seems to be a few. I just couldn't be happier that people seem to like ….

I found out that smoking is the leading cause of statistics..

Cargo pants freak me out. Too many pockets. I always forget where my wallet is..