Never retire! Do what you do and keep doing it. But don't do it on Friday. Take Friday off. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, go fishing...Then Monday to….

Being short never bothered me for three seconds. The rest of the time I wanted to commit suicide..

Humor is just another defense against the universe..

In real life people fart, in the movies, people don't. Why not? Farts are a repressed minority. The mouth gets to say all kinds of things, but the ot….