Creepy people do the things that decent people want to do, but have decided are not a great idea..

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math..

I read recently that women still make 30% less than men in the workplace. Which I think is fine, cause if we didn't make 30% more, you guys would mar….

Everyone tries to get you to dance at clubs. They come up to you and say "You gotta dance! you gotta dance!" And then I dance, and they're like, "Not….