Europe to me is young people trying to appear middle-aged and middle-aged people trying to appear young..

I still believe that at any time the no-talent police will come and arrest me..

I'm basically a sexless geek. Look at me, I have pasty-white skin, I have acne scars and I'm five-foot-nothing. Does that sound like a real sexual dy….

The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy nor Roman nor an empire. Discuss..