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Too often, these comedy guys now only care about getting on and then getting off and getting rich.

Too much comedy today is vulgar, not clever. I say that as a comedian and as a consumer.

I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor.

I was a writer. I couldn't sell anything, and the comedians were among the dumbest people I had ever met. They'd all say to me, 'The average man won't understand it.' You know, they're superior to the average man.

When people write comedy from neutrality, it just gets kind of silly.

I'm a radical, and I always have been.

Women have everything they want, and they've never been so unhappy.

If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.

My humor was Victorian - and still is.

I was on stage last night, and I gave a medical report about Donald Trump. I said he was hospitalized for an attack of modesty.

I was always biting the hand that fed me. It was compulsive. Kennedy was very good to me, and I attacked him as soon as he was elected. I attacked him before he was elected.

I dare say that if most comedians today, the gifted ones, were to sit down and write, they'd learn more about their craft. But what happens is they get out there before they learn what their viewpoint is, if any.

Comedians have to challenge the power. Comedians should be dangerous and devastating - and funny. That's the hardest part.

I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

I was afraid no one would laugh, and I wanted to pretend I wasn't noticing the audience. I didn't want the audience to get the idea I was telling a joke and waiting for a laugh.

There's a great feeling of powerlessness in America. When I express ideas to people, they say, 'That's terrific, but do you think it really counts?'

There are talented people along the way, although very few come to mind. They're not very daring. Part of the problem is that comedians don't want to overthrow anything. They want to join it.

I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.

If you maintain a consistent political position long enough, you'll eventually be accused of treason.

Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. If he ran unopposed he would have lost.

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.