In the forties, to get a girl you had to be a GI or a jock. In the fifties, to get a girl you had to be Jewish. In the sixties, to get a girl you had….

I don't believe in good people and bad people. I believe in the better parts of people..

Now that Obama is at war in a 3rd country, does that mean he has to give back his Nobel Peace Prize?.

I've arranged with my executor to be buried in Chicago. Because when I die, I want to still remain active politically..