Television is for appearing on, not looking at..

There's always something fishy about the French..

Las Vegas: It was not cafe society, it was Nescafe society.

Christmas is at our throats again..

Grab it while you can — grab every scrap of happiness while you can.

Madame Bovary is the sexiest book imaginable. The woman's virtually a nyphomaniac but you won't find a vulgar word in the entire thing..

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade..

Everybody was up to something, especially, of course, those who were up to nothing..

Comedies of manners swiftly become obsolete when there are no longer any manners..

Labour leaders lead us all, though we know they bleed us all. Cheer our new Decline and Fall, Gibbon might have dreamed it all..

Work is much more fun than fun..

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit..

Of course, the age-old tradition that a star must appear even if he or she is practically dying is an excellent one, but it can be carried too far. I….

It is my considered opinion that the human race (soi disant) is cruel, idiotic, sentimental, predatory, ungrateful, ugly, conceited and egocentric to….

Hollywood is a place where some people lie on the beach and look up at the stars, whereas other people lie on the stars and look down at the beach..

It's like this, dear boy, the one in front is blind and the kind one behind is pushing him..

I'm an enormously talented man, and there's no use pretending that I'm not..

Extraordinary how potent cheap music is..

Mad dogs and Englishmen go out in the mid-day sun..

Exercise is the most awful illusion. The secret is a lot of aspirin and marrons glaces..

Everybody worships me, it's nauseating..