He's completely unspoiled by failure..

She had much in common with Hitler, only no mustache..

Las Vegas: It was not cafe society, it was Nescafe society.

Grab it while you can — grab every scrap of happiness while you can.

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit..

I never cared who scored the goal, or which side won the silver cup. I never learned to bat or bowl; but I heard the curtain going up..

Wit is like caviar - it should be served in small portions and not spread about like marmalade..

As one gets older, one discovers everything is going to be exactly the same with different hats on..

I can take any amount of criticism, as long as it is unqualified praise..

It's no good pacing up and down. It won't make the plane arrive any faster. Just sit down and accept that we're delayed. You're just making a fool of….

Just say the lines and don't trip over the furniture..

Work is much more fun than fun..

An infant prodigy of nine is shoved upon the stage in white. She starts off in a dismal whine about a dark and stormy night, a burglar, whose heart i….

The pleasures that once were heaven look silly at sixty-seven..

If by any chance a playwright wishes to express a political opinion or a moral opinion or a philosophy, he must be a good enough craftsman to do it w….

You kissed me because you were awfully nice and I was awfully nice and we both liked kissing very much. It was inevitable..

How was your flight? Well, aeronautically it was a great success. Socially, it left quite a bit to be desired..

I don't think pornography is harmful, but it is terribly, terribly boring..

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom..

Consider the public. Never fear it nor despise it. Coax it, charm it, interest it, stimulate it, shock it now and then if you must, make it laugh, ma….

It's never too early for a cocktail..