When I can't sleep, I read a book by Steve Allen..

Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one..

I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good..

I played an unsympathetic part -- myself..

When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion..

Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate..

I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy..

I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away..